Sunday, December 20, 2009

Trysts with the Fair-err Sex

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1. Standard-II,KV2,CRPF BBSR

Age: 6 yrs 271 days

Lacking enuf common sense even to distinguish between d femme fatales and the whackos called guys t’was my first encounter with the hunter. She was about 3 inches taller den me and had hands probably comparable with those of Goliath. When I first saw her t’was nothing but immense fear that gripped me, shivering me from the insides. As if dat was not enuf, just to showcase her superiority I was thrown down the steps by the barbaric predator striking out three holes in my ever-so-perfect jaws. Reason’s still a mystery cuz I daren’t ask her after dis particular act of sweetness. From that day on I have lived in awe of this inhuman presence.

2. Standard-IV,KV2,CRPF BBSR

Age: 8 yrs 193 days

Primary Teachers are always pretty. So was one of mine. Most of my memories of her now are those where she’s dressed in a white saree walking in typical girly style (dose matka-jhatkas..No offence to ladies who lack it but act as if dey loathe it..:P) with a few pieces of chalk & of course the threatening duster. Her charming smile and affectionate touch had a soothing effect dat I had felt never b’fore. It was love at first sight which turned sour the very next moment as she introduced herself as “Mrs.Malhotra”. As usual yet another guy was added to the list of ppl who had der first crush brutally crushed.

3. Standard-XI, KV2,CRPF BBSR

Age:16 yrs 16 days

“Bhaiya…I saw u during the extempore..u were amazing”

Golden lines in my scratchy love life. Every girl had literally used her long-nails to give break-ups & distortions to my future. But she came like light at the end of the tunnel for me.. Bringing hope n belief along with her. Even though the conversation starter linked us through a different relation I always had enuf rakhis in my arm during Rakshabandhan to be forced to make a mockery of the word*.Decent looks, mesmerising aura, a hearty touch and most importantly straight forward approach in spite of my unlucky repute of being a teacher’s kid cajoled my clairvoyance to predict a love like never before. Though it did turn out like a love never before dying even b’fore a single exchange of words as she chose my “Do-I-Look-Nigerian” benchmate over me.To add to my woes I discovered a few days later that she was caught kissing him by none other than my mom(yeah..i know..my lyf’s a big “ROFlMAO”).God had given me the Red Signal and from that day I never looked back at the S**t.

4. 2nd year,B.Tech,NIT Rourkela

Age:17 yrs 307 days

Sophomores..Finally..no fundas..no ragging..no brutal stares..n as an added incentive u become the one whom u had despised n avoided throughout first year..newayz it meant single rums free from devilish eyes scanning ur each n every move on ur so called “personal” computer..a random meeting..a gentleman-ish frnd request n d relation was on cards..from late night chats to calls..the story advanced rapidly den most..amazingly the rate of detachment was even faster..ending in jst over two days..time made us realize dat it was not god but our gf-ing n bf-ing tendencies which had rammed us into a relation..n very soon a peaceful n world’s happiest break up happened..d same lines echoed 4m both sides wishing each other a better partner for future n parting ways as frnds..

I hav played wid d nos enuf n wud now love to settle down wid no.5..so fellas wish me luck n find me a suitable lady..grateful as always..

*srry abt all dose gals who wasted der money buying rakhis 4 me..u were never my sisters..:P

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