The Prof Who Stole My Girlfriend

“How much does 2/3rd of 687 make out” a panicked guy scrambling thru pieces of loney trigos jst askd.
”Watevea..jst let it be 413” came the reply.
“Fine, u gt 412..urs is 417..u take 407 dis tym..n think of more guyz”d first guy said again.
Newayz datz how it was decided on the no of questions solved by each guy prior to Prof.”I-spare-no-one” showing up.It’s been 3 long yrs since dat happened n now 2day ,aftr blasting off thru 2 yrs of engineering thru sheer gaming n roaming skills, I am merrily making my way to attend a frnd’s bro’s marriage function.”Bara-yatri”,guess datz wat we oriyas call it, is all about jumping dancing growling shrieking n letting urself loose.U may assign wateva civilized terminology to it but it was nthng but d showcase of spl nitr wild art technologies dat particular afternoon.Panting heavily and soaking in sweat, still not devoid of dose "ever active desperate eyes" scanning for future brides, we finally arrive at d Mandap. A grand welcome,as xpectd, sharbats ,cold drinks, lassis n wat not..the party was exploding.Guyz were mostly Nitians.Maybe he didn’t have ne frndz from IITs or maybe IITians were nt allowed to enjoy lyf as we did.Lyf’s a blast if u r 2nd best..u dun need to live upto expectations but u can always argue dat u r d closest dat one can get to d best.
A ravishing pink lehnga n cute dimply smile was all she needed to sweep me off my feet. Luking damn gorgeous , wid her sweet n sensitive eyes ,affectionate expressions , a feeling of eternal love grippd me n d me-inside-of-me started shouting,”moron,shez ur destiny..grab her”.She was a complete my-kinda-gal..i was almost on d verge of calling dad n telling him I found his futr daughter-in-law but for some irrelevant reasons decided otherwise.Newayz d breathtaking excitement was too much to swallow , so I decided to take my frnds into my personal trust circle just for a day n show dem der “futr-bhabhi”.Dey were doubly excited n I gt even unexpected but nice array of comments from d bad boys of nitr.
D function jst died down in a while..but it was long enuf for me to gather her name,school n oder personal details dat can’t be disclosed here*.Newayz d rest of d vacation days jst sped of lyk a veyron testing for itz velocity potentials.
Back to nitr n framing strategies for impressing my lady love,I was jumpy n cockier den a jungle-ful of hungry apes. Sadly d jumpy me didn’t last long, a shocker jst pierced my heart rite through ,few days after.D guy said,”Ur chick..,shez pregnant n getting married to ur Professor”.Wat the eff.I jst rewinded it again n tried to erase dat part of my memory ,pinched myself a couple of times, only to realize dat my Prof had screwed up my lyf yet again.After toying wid my intellectual and analytical mind for 2 long years he had come bak to haunt me again.N as if der was no oder alternative he had to bang my chick.I guess I will need more den one “wat the eff” for this.
D news was dat she was deeply in love with him n rumours almost confirmed dat she was pregnant(:O…:O…:O).Moreover, she n her new found love in Mr.Bald head,whu says he has no degrees cuz he burnt dem aftr lagging behind on a gold medal race(I mean,academically),had decided to sue her family on trying to forcibly separate dem.I should’ve thought ,”wow!!her parents must b proud of having such a child(sarcasm intended..idiots plz skip).Thankfully shez nt wid me”.But d blindfolded love driven eyes poppd up the same question again,”God!!why me??”.It was true love from my side n it was repaid wid a thing pretty close to d delhi mms scandal ,atleast according to my ratings.
Even though I intend to chng d course of d story n make it a happy ending wid me kissing Snow-White n Mr.Baldy having to play d roles of all seven dwarfs put together,it my frnds isn’t dat way.She,still,is happily married to him n m still searching for one more lehnga,no pink dis tym though.
Hopefully all nitrans are empathizing atleast .I hope all of u get one such prof in ur lyf.Let all of u enjoy a feel of “Profs-Who-Steal-Ur-Girlfriends” type professors.Best of luck buddies..:P
*Mail me ur id and d id of anoder lehnga gal n u may jst get lucky wid d personal details.:P
Cheers.\m/\m/